exposing 'sloppy journalism'

adventures in sarcasm

It's tough times. The rising cost of mansion maintenance. The exorbitant price of Lamborghini tires. The unenthusiasm of minimum wage help. For your average, everyday mining billionaire it hasn't been easy...

'to serve and entertain'

never know when you'll need a good eraser :~)

missed your calling?

it's all downhill from here...

Talk about crap ads!

tacky headlines for all

'nice' images + giggly tweets

This creative distraction is brought to you via We Belong Here.♥

got synergy?

just 'google' it...

(sometimes) new = old

'for the imaginatively challenged'

Note: affiliate link-supported.

Be a phony ho!

on 'having options'

I've seen it all now!

Only on the...

silly, but big and linkable

(please don't) spam yer friends

dwt, now with theme music

iGiggle

a jaunt into yesteryear

'best of the worst'

'electromagnetic allergies'

'instant wisdom'

'bloated and abstract concepts'

'Mathematically Correct Breakfast'

'geeky math comic'

a web of superficiality

none of the above?

'quiet desperation'

latest technologies

silly (useless) fun

big stats, dumb headline

YouTube now gets over a billion hits a day, according to a new video blog post by the founder of the website.

Impressive stats, but a billion hits is not the same as a billion visitors, silly!

it's entertainment, silly

Pay attention now!

(silly) pocket shrink?

'not clever'

costume funnies

and the wiener is...

douse yer flames

as useful as lint

BBC don't like your looks!

You're haired: "Would you employ her - piercings, tats, dreads 'n' all?"

Note: Article, as it reappeared on 6/25/09:
Could this woman get a job in your office?

for short attention spans

'a little odd'

'sorry Dave'

'Spreading the Awkwardness'

'excesses of capitalism'

a solution for paranoids

beware of spying 'friends'

the long fail

You know you have a problem when Twitter is down, so you try to tweet that Twitter is down, but you can’t tweet that Twitter is down because Twitter is down.

Tabs vs. Spaces

[bytesized]

another (useless) limited resource

enshrined in the "Hall of Fumes"

'Salon owners... expressed relief'

like a sturgeon...

the 'friendly' world of social media

hold the /mayo (2)

'deliciously gross food'

disputin' the claim

'the Facebook bandwagon'

He's got a point...

byoo (bring your own onions)

wacky 'soundboard'

on the power of suggestion

Happy Birthday HAL

organ music please...

A US man divorcing his wife is demanding that she return the kidney he donated to her or pay him $1.5m (£1m) in compensation.

a tastier dailywebthing

'Fiasco Systems'

fill in the blank...

'posing with a laptop'

an echo in here...

Related (12/17/08): Microsoft plans quick fix for IE

you tell me...

'a place to gripe'

told town to 'go to hell'

two steps back

'hate me! stab me!'

web gone wild

hold the /mayo

Yes, it's finally true. You can bookmark your favourite sandwiches, and share them with your friends! It's what the world has been waiting for. Possibly.

'rot in hell'

home of the Quadruple Bypass Burger

some whine with that?

intervene

and then you die...

be entertained...

inviting 'green splotches'

thought for food

A plate of freshly made french fries is a beautiful thing, especially when topped with gravy and mozzarella cheese. Tonight though I asked myself if my love for fries is actually a front for an obsession with ketchup. If there was a way to fry ketchup would I still love french fries? I'd like to think so, but fried shoestring ketchup sticks topped with bacon and hot sauce could be pretty delicious.

something missing - different solutions

• dailywebthing@barackobama.com
• dailywebthing@johnmccain.com

[DesignNotes]

silly web!

lighten up

how it works

'creative nonsense'

WarNonsense

meow

fill in the blank

annoyance gallery

waving bunnies

a short list...

goofy add-on

Adds 'STOP! Hammertime!' functionality to Firefox - Simply install and marvel as you hear MC Hammer sing whenever a page is stopped! Includes a new feature to allow you to change between a Hammertime button or a standard stop button - Now you can have the vocal without the visual! Install on friends computers when they're not looking for maximum enjoyment.

'shiny plastic bandwagon'

If I see one more blog post about "Web 2.0," I’m going to headbutt a sidewalk.

'say it loud'

robbing the robbers

'horrible little thing'

'detourned' ads

'essential' web button

let it be toad

"A new study shows that licking a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again."

–Jay Leno

'get a real life'

misdirected comments

The Gumbaby Project is an attempt to gather together a directory of comments posted on blogs (and guestbooks, and other inappropriate places) by people apparently led astray by search engines. Certain threads on some sites seem to attract confusion over and over again. People arrive at a blog, mistake the author for a celebrity, an expert, or an authority, and they begin talking as if that's who was listening.

made ya watch...;~))

'so boring'

in its 'de-specified form'

'nearly 9 tons'

'He who laughs last...'

ad-free (for now, anyway)

click-thru amusement

yesteryears' design

life's many predicaments

Swiss butchers have raised the alarm over a shortage of the Brazilian cows' intestines used to wrap the nation's favourite sausage, the Cervelat....

A joint "Task Force Cervelat" composed of scientists, bureaucrats and industry representatives has been formed to tackle the sausage crisis.

a sorry state

"Everybody’s doing it" is just the right sentence for Google AdSense. Everywhere you look, sites are crowded with AdSense and why shouldn't they if it's easy way to make money.

home of 'UnNews'

here's your proof...

TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson has lost money after publishing his bank details in his newspaper column.

The Top Gear host revealed his account numbers after rubbishing the furore over the loss of 25 million people's personal details on two computer discs.

He wanted to prove the story was a fuss about nothing...

moo poo

the noise never stops...

'breaks wind on the hour'

Q and A

Gimme a break!

recognizing 'crude and tasteless'

Can't keep up?

'oink'

tax dollars at work...

'can detect rampant stupidity'

adventures in stupidity

police remove 'offending loo'

'only a spritz' please

'color of doomed comedy'

we need maps

'I make it, or find it..."

'master, not mister'

unannounced bookstore visit

signage funnies (2)

feline alright?

the 'guilt and shame' approach

'perverse genius of inventors'

signage funnies

hardly 'smart' at all

WebOnCrack2.0

'Say Hi!'

cheesy artist

He is to promote his creation in New York before sending it off on a publicity tour, but the jumbo-sized snack is ultimately destined to be cut into cubes in Oklahoma.

shot unaware

'Saviour 2.0'

he was drugged

How cool are you?

keep gigglin'

the cat and the rat

'eliminating all third parties'

video show

land of the clueless...

What does the web site for a company that earned $11.02 billion dollars in 2006 and has a single share of stocked price at $106,000.00 look like? See for yourself.

'smell and sizzle'

urgent press release

Walking in the snow causes my socks to fall down into my boots. This long forgotten since childhood event creates a creepy feeling, which can cause minor agitation. The public's cooperation is greatly appreciated.

patent absurdity!

'exciting and mandatory'

call me...

word challenge

The king is alive...

'The terrorists win again'

beware of booksellers

funny commercial crapola

'vent to the vastness'

'Old tags never die.'

Ouch!

odd logo placement

patent madness

toolbars+

'Surf and Turf'

'a definition'

breaking news

funny bunny

'an essay on anything'

'sad reality'

How secure is Blogger (and Google)?

anything is possible...

'insult advertising'

wayback...

'for money or for fun'

iiiiiiii

don't be 'soporific'

Detroit photos

'under video surveillance'

'It all started...'

new 'hygiene guidelines'

internet facts (?)

Ironically, in our research we have found that one of the topics about which information on the Internet is often found to be misleading or inaccurate is the history of the Internet itself. Students and researchers are therefore advised to be vigilant and always check purported facts with multiple, reputable sources.

amusing promo...

'idea unlikely to catch on'

Football referees in Nigeria have been told they can accept bribes.

But they should be sacked if they let the cash - of whatever else they are given - affect their decisions.

grizzly indeed...

The Grizzlies and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have teamed up to create “Baseball’s Best Burger.” The burger, which was debuted at the Grizzlies' December 10th sale, consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut.

not what you think...

blogging for sex

'We emailed ourselves...'

'inappropriate' greetings

'reality check'

.gif mini-movie

tiny game

'misunderstood' humor...

prez falling down...

'Attack of the Blogs'

Scooter's steamy novel...

It's 'VC friendly'

fries with that?

'Diabolic Acid'

anti-spam (snail mail)

'The Singing Dictionary'

future 'press releases'

14 steps

comic strips

easy turn-off

Don't try this at home!

something fishy...

'boomerang litigation'

no bugs...

'Five Star Fast Food'

hi-tech solutions...

'wrong-way'

funny signage

students at work...

modern art

Eat your meat!

larger than a laptop

'helpless user'

pictograms

gas an arm

Introducing...

photo op

letter to a spammer

'cool clock'

quiz...

'three-legged pig'

Flash game

missing one?

client service...

type to talk...

shifty Tigger

collection of found lists

home of the 'Ian Knot'

notShort

from start to finish

ad...

Homeland Security designer

Grits & Snapple

plug-in processing...

...Wanky websites that make you download and install a new plug-in before you can use them via a process which means you have to close all your browser windows except that one so suddenly all those tabs you have open that you want to record in some way require bookmarking which adds another foot or so to your bookmark list which is already horrendously unwieldy and is soon going to collapse under its own weight and become a bookmark black hole into which links vanish never to be seen again even though all you really wanted in the first place was a wee bit of info and a name and address.

However, run-on sentences with no punctuation are fine.

plug-in processing...

...Wanky websites that make you download and install a new plug-in before you can use them via a process which means you have to close all your browser windows except that one so suddenly all those tabs you have open that you want to record in some way require bookmarking which adds another foot or so to your bookmark list which is already horrendously unwieldy and is soon going to collapse under its own weight and become a bookmark black hole into which links vanish never to be seen again even though all you really wanted in the first place was a wee bit of info and a name and address.

However, run-on sentences with no punctuation are fine.

"A real COWlector's Item!"

Safekeeping?

truth...

Gofraumilch

textart

"five treacherous worlds"

"the ultimate gift"

hookers and slabs

"We are not joking"

drippy orange...

"digital detachment"

"weird pictures"

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