waving bunnies

hi'ya bunny!
[anarchaia]
Posted by jenett at 11:06 AM on 07/20/08

a short list...

A List Of People Who Need To Stop Writing Software
[bytesized]
Posted by jenett at 10:37 AM on 07/06/08

goofy add-on

STOP! Hammertime! Firefox extension

Adds 'STOP! Hammertime!' functionality to Firefox - Simply install and marvel as you hear MC Hammer sing whenever a page is stopped! Includes a new feature to allow you to change between a Hammertime button or a standard stop button - Now you can have the vocal without the visual! Install on friends computers when they're not looking for maximum enjoyment.

[anarchaia]
Posted by jenett at 08:50 AM on 06/24/08

'shiny plastic bandwagon'

Stop! Reflection time.

If I see one more blog post about "Web 2.0," I’m going to headbutt a sidewalk.

Posted by jenett at 09:21 AM on 06/11/08

'say it loud'

tights are not pants
[Ireneo's Memory]
Posted by jenett at 09:20 AM on 06/01/08

robbing the robbers

Liquor store owner told to stop taking shoplifters' shoes
Posted by jenett at 04:31 PM on 05/27/08

'horrible little thing'

Google Doctype irony
Posted by jenett at 07:28 AM on 05/15/08

'detourned' ads

You Don’t Need It - Stickers
[gondaba.com]
Posted by jenett at 07:10 AM on 05/09/08

'essential' web button

Instant Rimshot
[anarchaia]
Posted by jenett at 08:50 AM on 05/07/08

let it be toad

Affremble Quotes:

"A new study shows that licking a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again."

–Jay Leno

Posted by jenett at 07:24 AM on 05/06/08

'get a real life'

Social Networking Wars
Posted by jenett at 08:21 AM on 04/26/08

misdirected comments

Gumbaby

The Gumbaby Project is an attempt to gather together a directory of comments posted on blogs (and guestbooks, and other inappropriate places) by people apparently led astray by search engines. Certain threads on some sites seem to attract confusion over and over again. People arrive at a blog, mistake the author for a celebrity, an expert, or an authority, and they begin talking as if that's who was listening.

Posted by jenett at 08:57 AM on 04/11/08

made ya watch...;~))

Mouse Organ (Flash)
Posted by jenett at 11:12 AM on 04/06/08

'so boring'

Twitter Abstinence Syndroms
Posted by jenett at 09:24 PM on 03/26/08

in its 'de-specified form'

the limerick
Posted by jenett at 10:55 AM on 03/21/08

'nearly 9 tons'

World's Largest Ball of Twine
Posted by jenett at 08:46 PM on 03/16/08

a 'better comic'

garfield minus garfield
[Ireneo's Memory]
Posted by jenett at 07:58 AM on 02/29/08

'He who laughs last...'

For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
Posted by jenett at 01:22 PM on 02/27/08

ad-free (for now, anyway)

Online Stopwatch
[unalog]
Posted by jenett at 10:26 AM on 02/23/08

click-thru amusement

Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
[kegz.net < Disarranging Mine]
Posted by jenett at 11:29 AM on 02/16/08

yesteryears' design

Eurobad '74 – "an exhibition of Europe's worst interiors of 1974" [hyponeiria]
Posted by jenett at 08:29 PM on 01/29/08

life's many predicaments

Sausage shortage looms for Swiss

Swiss butchers have raised the alarm over a shortage of the Brazilian cows' intestines used to wrap the nation's favourite sausage, the Cervelat....

A joint "Task Force Cervelat" composed of scientists, bureaucrats and industry representatives has been formed to tackle the sausage crisis.

Posted by jenett at 07:32 AM on 01/15/08

a sorry state

StylizedWeb.com:

"Everybody’s doing it" is just the right sentence for Google AdSense. Everywhere you look, sites are crowded with AdSense and why shouldn't they if it's easy way to make money.

Posted by jenett at 08:39 AM on 01/10/08

home of 'UnNews'

Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
[Ample Sanity]
Posted by jenett at 09:06 AM on 01/08/08

here's your proof...

Clarkson stung after bank prank

TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson has lost money after publishing his bank details in his newspaper column.

The Top Gear host revealed his account numbers after rubbishing the furore over the loss of 25 million people's personal details on two computer discs.

He wanted to prove the story was a fuss about nothing...

Posted by jenett at 01:41 PM on 01/07/08

moo poo

Prophesies
Prophesies
Posted by jenett at 08:36 AM on 12/27/07

the noise never stops...

LiveMarks
Posted by jenett at 07:30 AM on 12/26/07

'breaks wind on the hour'

Flatulent cow puts wind up locals
Posted by jenett at 08:25 AM on 12/15/07

Gimme a break!

The Church of Google
[unalog]
Posted by jenett at 09:06 AM on 12/10/07

recognizing 'crude and tasteless'

'Bad sex' winner to be announced – "The winner of the annual Bad Sex in Fiction Award for the most awkward description of an intimate encounter is to be announced later..."

Update (11/28/07): Late Mailer wins 'bad sex' award
Posted by jenett at 08:47 AM on 11/27/07

Can't keep up?

Panic At The Feed Reader
Posted by jenett at 10:25 AM on 11/21/07

'oink'

The Other White Meat
Posted by jenett at 06:28 AM on 11/19/07

tax dollars at work...

'Terrorist Buster' Logo — Central Intelligence Agency
[Ample Sanity]
Posted by jenett at 06:58 AM on 10/29/07

'can detect rampant stupidity'

StupidFilter – "Because the internet needs prophylactics for memetically transmitted diseases." (go random) [Ireneo's Memory]
Posted by jenett at 07:42 AM on 10/12/07

adventures in stupidity

US man seeks change for $1m note – "A man who handed over a counterfeit million-dollar bill to a cashier at a Pittsburgh supermarket and asked for change has been arrested..."
Posted by jenett at 08:37 AM on 10/10/07

police remove 'offending loo'

Row over Italian toilet artwork
Posted by jenett at 09:02 AM on 10/06/07

'only a spritz' please

Darwin Award Nominee
Posted by jenett at 07:20 AM on 10/04/07

'color of doomed comedy'

Red is Not Funny
[hyponeiria]
Posted by jenett at 04:26 PM on 10/03/07

we need maps

Maps For Us
Posted by jenett at 05:39 AM on 09/06/07

'I make it, or find it..."

Art is not a scam
Posted by jenett at 08:54 AM on 08/29/07

'master, not mister'

Weird Sex Laws
[Squandrous]
Posted by jenett at 07:31 AM on 08/22/07

unannounced bookstore visit

Author King 'mistaken for vandal'
Posted by jenett at 09:24 AM on 08/17/07

signage funnies (2)

No Smoking In Bomb Bay
Posted by jenett at 07:10 AM on 08/15/07

feline alright?

Ask the Agony Cats
Posted by jenett at 10:42 AM on 08/12/07

the 'guilt and shame' approach

Thai police to wear 'Hello Kitty' armbands as punishment
Posted by jenett at 07:33 AM on 08/08/07

'perverse genius of inventors'

The Museum of Unworkable Devices
[Ireneo's Memory]
Posted by jenett at 08:08 AM on 08/06/07

signage funnies

Rubbish or Garbage
Posted by jenett at 08:41 AM on 08/04/07

hardly 'smart' at all

PeekYou Beta – "The Smartest People Search Online" [MoMB]

Related: PeekYou people search can’t find Jack
Posted by jenett at 09:46 PM on 07/24/07

WebOnCrack2.0

YouTube Doubler Beta
[MoMB]
Posted by jenett at 08:55 AM on 07/17/07

'Say Hi!'

DoubleYou HI
[manystuff]
Posted by jenett at 09:24 AM on 07/10/07

cheesy artist

US man sculpts cheese presidents
He is to promote his creation in New York before sending it off on a publicity tour, but the jumbo-sized snack is ultimately destined to be cut into cubes in Oklahoma.
Posted by jenett at 09:14 AM on 07/01/07

shot unaware

Bullet causes US man's headache

Related:
'Bullet-headache' man's wife held
Posted by jenett at 06:52 AM on 06/28/07

'Saviour 2.0'

My Tiny Jesus
Posted by jenett at 09:13 AM on 06/11/07

he was drugged

Patient bleeds dark green blood
Posted by jenett at 08:55 AM on 06/08/07

How cool are you?

Cool Person Test
[Ample Sanity]
Posted by jenett at 10:31 AM on 05/01/07

keep gigglin'

Humor and Laughter: Health Benefits and Online Sources [lii.org]
Posted by jenett at 08:19 AM on 04/26/07

the cat and the rat

For Sale: One Useless Cat
[pristina.org]
Posted by jenett at 07:05 AM on 04/18/07

'eliminating all third parties'

Google Acquires Internet (May 2017)
Posted by jenett at 08:12 AM on 04/15/07

asshats warning

Public Service Announcement
Posted by jenett at 07:16 AM on 04/07/07

video show

The New Wrinkle Video Podcast – "backwards into the future"
Posted by jenett at 09:42 AM on 04/01/07

land of the clueless...

UX Magazine:
What does the web site for a company that earned $11.02 billion dollars in 2006 and has a single share of stocked price at $106,000.00 look like? See for yourself.
Posted by jenett at 09:19 AM on 03/03/07

'smell and sizzle'

Wake n' Bacon
[Disarranging Mine]
Posted by jenett at 09:27 AM on 02/26/07

urgent press release

Minor snow issue
Walking in the snow causes my socks to fall down into my boots. This long forgotten since childhood event creates a creepy feeling, which can cause minor agitation. The public's cooperation is greatly appreciated.
Posted by jenett at 09:54 AM on 02/18/07

patent absurdity!

United States Patent: 6368227 – "The present invention relates to a method of swinging on a swing." [unalog]
Posted by jenett at 08:22 AM on 02/17/07

'exciting and mandatory'

Linux Genuine Advantage™
[Simon Willison’s Weblog]
Posted by jenett at 09:25 AM on 02/09/07

call me...

In search of highway traveler
Posted by jenett at 08:49 AM on 02/08/07

word challenge

Profane Game
[Ample Sanity]
Posted by jenett at 08:52 AM on 02/02/07

The king is alive...

...the Cornflake King, that is.
[pixelsurgeon]
Posted by jenett at 07:22 AM on 02/01/07

'The terrorists win again'

FedEx refuses shipment of made-up stuff, empty cans [pixelsurgeon]
Posted by jenett at 07:23 AM on 01/15/07

beware of booksellers

M-LAW's Wacky Warning Labels
[Ireneo's Memory]
Posted by jenett at 11:15 AM on 01/07/07

funny commercial crapola

Don't Try This At Home
[pixelsurgeon]
Posted by jenett at 10:18 AM on 01/05/07

'vent to the vastness'

B*SH – "a place to get it off your chest"
Posted by jenett at 10:03 AM on 12/26/06

'Old tags never die.'

ObscureTags.com – "a museum of strange and rarely used HTML tags" [Newstoday]
Posted by jenett at 07:36 AM on 12/12/06

Ouch!

"nose hair-plucking e-Card"
[Basement.org]
Posted by jenett at 09:40 AM on 12/09/06

odd logo placement

"Firefox crop circle on Google Maps"
[iBLOG]
Posted by jenett at 10:01 AM on 12/08/06

patent madness

McDonald's puts patent on sandwiches
[unalog]
Posted by jenett at 08:11 AM on 12/06/06

toolbars+

Firefox Freak
Posted by jenett at 09:16 PM on 12/03/06

'Surf and Turf'

Jolicoeur at the Beach
Posted by jenett at 07:07 AM on 11/10/06

'a definition'

User-generated content
[Simon Willison's Blogmarks]
Posted by jenett at 11:34 AM on 11/01/06

breaking news

Bush says he uses "the Google."
Posted by jenett at 09:34 AM on 10/24/06

funny bunny

Find Oolong The Rabbit
[Firmly Wedged]
Posted by jenett at 09:21 AM on 10/21/06

'an essay on anything'

EssayGenerator.com
[Ireneo's Memory]
Posted by jenett at 08:01 AM on 10/16/06

'sad reality'

Google's View of Stay-at-Home Dads
Posted by jenett at 02:20 PM on 10/13/06

How secure is Blogger (and Google)?

Official Google Blog: About that fake post
Posted by jenett at 08:20 AM on 10/09/06

anything is possible...

...at Zombo.com
Posted by jenett at 07:24 AM on 09/25/06

'insult advertising'

Today We Got a Spam-Type E-Mail
Posted by jenett at 08:33 AM on 09/12/06

wayback...

Internet '96
[pixelsurgeon]
Posted by jenett at 08:40 AM on 07/24/06

'for money or for fun'

Programming Is Like Sex
[davidbisset.com]
Posted by jenett at 07:55 AM on 07/10/06

iiiiiiii

iiiiiiii (Flash)
Posted by jenett at 09:10 AM on 06/26/06

don't be 'soporific'

One More Time: Ten Rules For Audioblogging / Podcasting
Posted by jenett at 08:14 PM on 06/25/06

Detroit photos

Hamtramck Star - Forest Lawn and McNichols – "Would you let this company work on your roof?" (large photo)
Posted by jenett at 02:09 PM on 06/19/06

'under video surveillance'

No Pee Zone – "Can we assume peeing is allowed if there's no 'no pee zone' sign present?"
Posted by jenett at 09:53 AM on 06/16/06

'It all started...'

never post your picture on the internet
[reddit.com]
Posted by jenett at 08:44 AM on 06/11/06

new 'hygiene guidelines'

Bus Drivers Iffy About Sniffy Problem
Posted by jenett at 12:11 PM on 05/02/06

internet facts (?)

The Institute of Internet History – "Abridged History of the Internet"
Ironically, in our research we have found that one of the topics about which information on the Internet is often found to be misleading or inaccurate is the history of the Internet itself. Students and researchers are therefore advised to be vigilant and always check purported facts with multiple, reputable sources.
[unalog]
Posted by jenett at 03:04 PM on 04/21/06

amusing promo...

Firefox Flicks: Wheee! [reddit]
Posted by jenett at 11:29 AM on 04/14/06

'idea unlikely to catch on'

Fair Play: Refs Told To Take Bribes
Football referees in Nigeria have been told they can accept bribes.

But they should be sacked if they let the cash - of whatever else they are given - affect their decisions.
Posted by jenett at 09:25 AM on 04/01/06

grizzly indeed...

Grizzlies Introduce Baseball's Best Burger!
The Grizzlies and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have teamed up to create “Baseball’s Best Burger.” The burger, which was debuted at the Grizzlies' December 10th sale, consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut.
[jonabad.com]
Posted by jenett at 10:52 AM on 03/25/06

not what you think...

ie7.com [reddit]
Posted by jenett at 11:16 AM on 03/11/06

blogging for sex

The head lemur is standing by...
Posted by jenett at 05:17 PM on 02/26/06

'We emailed ourselves...'

Site axes MP over 'fake' e-mails
Posted by jenett at 02:17 PM on 02/22/06

'inappropriate' greetings

Dear No One in Particular,
Posted by jenett at 03:06 PM on 02/14/06

'reality check'

I've had better conversations with corpses
[tech.memeorandum]
Posted by jenett at 02:10 PM on 02/08/06

.gif mini-movie

GhostBusters.gif [reBlog]
Posted by jenett at 01:12 PM on 01/18/06

tiny game

world's smallest simon game
[Explore!]
Posted by jenett at 02:23 PM on 01/01/06

prez falling down...

Bush in Freefall (Flash)
[unalog]

(concept based on Pekka Sandborg's Ragdoll)
Posted by jenett at 12:06 PM on 11/17/05

'Attack of the Blogs'

"Every time you blog, God kills a CEO"
[tech.memeorandum]
Posted by jenett at 10:28 AM on 11/11/05

Scooter's steamy novel...

Libby's lurid book in demand
Posted by jenett at 01:53 PM on 11/08/05

It's 'VC friendly'

Web Two Point Oh!
[Explore!]
Posted by jenett at 01:01 PM on 10/28/05

fries with that?

McDonald's puts fat facts on food
Posted by jenett at 05:43 PM on 10/25/05

'Diabolic Acid'

Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names
[Wikipedia < juliaset]
Posted by jenett at 01:11 PM on 10/22/05

tough teacher...

Hamster-powered phone charger – "The teenage inventor was given a C for his project and has been awarded a D overall for the course." [fromFORM.net]
Posted by jenett at 01:23 PM on 10/10/05

anti-spam (snail mail)

Postage Paid Envelope Revenge
[Pete's Weblog]
Posted by jenett at 09:55 AM on 09/15/05

'The Singing Dictionary'

Dictionaraoke.org – "Audio clips from online dictionaries sing the hits of yesterday and today." [robot wisdom weblog]
Posted by jenett at 11:17 AM on 09/12/05

odd ringtones

Depressing Classic Rock MIDI
[note to self]
Posted by jenett at 12:08 PM on 08/25/05

'30 centimetres short'

Prisoners nearly tunnel out of jail
Posted by jenett at 02:36 PM on 08/13/05

future 'press releases'

10 Google Headlines You Don't Want to Read
[Populicious]
Posted by jenett at 10:27 AM on 07/07/05

14 steps

Lifecycle of Bloggers
[Side Salad]
Posted by jenett at 10:17 AM on 06/01/05

comic strips

~Urine~ [Yay Hooray!]
Posted by jenett at 07:03 PM on 05/31/05

easy turn-off

Shutdown the Internet
Posted by jenett at 06:44 PM on 05/30/05

Don't try this at home!

Funny Things To Do With Your Microwave Oven
[lonita_links < Aces Full of Links]
Posted by jenett at 01:37 PM on 04/16/05

something fishy...

Netdisaster.com
[Waxy.org Links]
Posted by jenett at 12:24 PM on 03/26/05

'boomerang litigation'

Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself
[The Legal Reader]
Posted by jenett at 10:02 AM on 03/13/05

no bugs...

NaDa "does nothing for everybody" [del.icio.us]
Posted by jenett at 05:49 PM on 03/04/05

hi-tech solutions...

Starjack (Quicktime) – "how to keep track of your gravy train"
[Fishbucket]
Posted by jenett at 09:20 AM on 02/06/05

'wrong-way'

MapPoint users in for long and winding road. "A bug in Microsoft's MapPoint software sends those looking to travel between two Norwegian cities on a trip across much of Western Europe..." [CNET News.com]
Posted by jenett at 08:45 PM on 01/27/05

funny signage

Road & advertising signs
Posted by jenett at 02:46 PM on 12/05/04

students at work...

Beverage Monitor
[Five Live Links]
Posted by jenett at 09:53 AM on 12/04/04

modern art

Urinal Named As Most Influencial Art
Posted by jenett at 06:52 PM on 12/01/04

Eat your meat!

Spam: 'It's a meat,' Hormel insists
Posted by jenett at 04:23 PM on 11/02/04

larger than a laptop

1954 vision of home computer
[ mike_starhill@del.icio.us]
Posted by jenett at 09:18 AM on 10/21/04

'helpless user'

An Open Letter to My Sony Vaio
[Linkpool]
Posted by jenett at 05:05 PM on 09/28/04

pictograms

olympukes
[Social Design Notes]
Posted by jenett at 01:44 PM on 09/02/04

gas an arm

Internet Anagram Server
Posted by jenett at 07:00 PM on 08/12/04

Introducing...

...the iToilet.
[Fishbucket < Newstoday]
Posted by jenett at 01:44 PM on 08/10/04

photo op

"No, George! That's not what I meant"
Posted by jenett at 10:02 AM on 08/07/04

letter to a spammer

half-pie: big science and technology
Posted by jenett at 09:32 PM on 07/29/04

'cool clock'

cable clock (Flash)  [Fishbucket]
Posted by jenett at 08:51 PM on 07/19/04

quiz...

Dog toy, or marital aid?
[sidesh0w.com: sideblog]
Posted by jenett at 11:00 AM on 07/01/04

'three-legged pig'

Fishbucket: one great pig... and friends
Posted by jenett at 10:54 AM on 06/26/04

missing one?

Lonely Socks
Posted by jenett at 11:03 AM on 06/15/04

client service...

Oklahoma...Kiss my ass!!
Posted by jenett at 11:52 AM on 06/10/04

type to talk...

Text to Speech  [newest Linkpool]
Posted by jenett at 04:32 PM on 06/08/04

shifty Tigger

Reward Offered
Posted by jenett at 07:04 PM on 05/24/04

collection of found lists

keaggy.com: other people's grocery lists  [leuschke.org links]
Posted by jenett at 02:33 PM on 05/05/04

home of the 'Ian Knot'

Ian's Shoelace Site  [thebooge.ca < Riley Dog]
Posted by jenett at 08:32 AM on 04/27/04

from start to finish

Success is ...  [Outwardly Normal 2]
Posted by jenett at 12:39 PM on 04/21/04

ad...

Nutrigrain (feel great) (Quicktime)  [robot filter]
Posted by jenett at 04:45 PM on 04/08/04

Homeland Security designer

red alert (Quicktime)  [Popdex]
Posted by jenett at 06:04 PM on 03/27/04

Grits & Snapple

The Morning NewsUnexplained Snacks of America
Posted by jenett at 12:00 PM on 03/23/04

plug-in processing...

I really hate...
...Wanky websites that make you download and install a new plug-in before you can use them via a process which means you have to close all your browser windows except that one so suddenly all those tabs you have open that you want to record in some way require bookmarking which adds another foot or so to your bookmark list which is already horrendously unwieldy and is soon going to collapse under its own weight and become a bookmark black hole into which links vanish never to be seen again even though all you really wanted in the first place was a wee bit of info and a name and address.

However, run-on sentences with no punctuation are fine.
[UKBlogs]
Posted by jenett at 08:46 AM on 03/18/04

"A real COWlector's Item!"

Complete Guide to Cows  [del.icio.us/tag/art]
Posted by jenett at 02:58 PM on 02/26/04

Safekeeping?

Howard man's guns were baked, then fried.  "No injuries from fire after guns were left in oven"  [A Work In Progress]
Posted by jenett at 03:37 PM on 02/19/04

truth...

Kasia's law of cat and door dynamics ".. states that a closed door and a cat exert a gravitational force of attraction at each other. Due to this force an action of closing a door will produce a reaction of a cat scratching at it. The location of the cat in reference to the door (side a or b) is not relevant."
Posted by jenett at 10:49 AM on 02/17/04

textart

Tux-ASCII @ 250 colors  [The Lost Olive]
Posted by jenett at 11:32 AM on 02/01/04

"five treacherous worlds"

The Morning News: The Non-Expert: IKEA
Posted by jenett at 08:47 AM on 01/23/04

"the ultimate gift"

Can you afford not to own Uranus?  "From the rings of Uranus to the gases deep inside Uranus, you can own it all right here."  [Popdex]
Posted by jenett at 11:42 AM on 12/23/03

hookers and slabs

A Non-Philosopher's Guide to Philosophical Terms  [IC Mini links]
Posted by jenett at 11:11 AM on 12/20/03